What I’ve Learned from iPinkVisual: I didn’t go to the right parties in college

From: Derrick G. in New Jersey.

I was watching one of my favorite episodes the other day. It’s part of the series where the college drinking parties turn into wild orgies, I think it was called ‘Sofa Fuckers‘ or something like that.

It’s pretty typical of the series, a bunch of drunk co-eds, red cups, and general stupidity, the chicks get all hot and slutty, then everyone gets naked and fucks their brains out.

Since I was watching this at work (I discovered I could wear my headphones and angle my iphone below the monitor and if anybody walks in I just pull the headphone cable and the phone tips over) it struck me that I never once went to a party like that when I was in school.

Not fucking once!

God damn, I was lucky if I could stumble into the bathroom at 4am and catch some chick giving a guy a hummer, occasionally I was even the lucky son of a bitch getting the BJ. Never once did I have a party turn into a drunken fuck fest with hot chicks full on banging in the living room. It was a good night if chicks made out, let alone ate each other out on a pool table.

Now, either I didn’t know the right people in school, or this shit just doesn’t happen.

I like the former idea better, because deep down inside I want to believe that these kind of things do happen. That way it might inspire me to go back and finish my degree.

Thanks PV for inspiring my return to higher education.

You keep on making, and I’ll keep on wanking.

Derrick