Urban Dictionary defines Fap as “The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.”
used in a sentence:
Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*
Now that iPinkvisualpass is taking over the mobile porn landscape, I would like to pose to you this question, where do you Fap now that porn has gone ultra mobile? I’m not going to pretend that anybody is going to answer this question so I figure i’ll just answer my question with some hilarious bulleted responses below.
(arranged by most obvious location.)
The Bathroom: You have a varying degree of your genitals out of your pants when you’re in this room already so the bathroom takes the top spot.
Parents Room: Sure they raised you but don’t forget about that time they caught you fap’n it in your room to that post card of your hot 19 year old cousin. Remember? she was studying abroad in Chile for the summer and as your parents came into your room they screamed and pointed at your sad dick…making you feel like a pervert. Now it’s time for payback.
Public Transportation: Truly the hardest Fap location to pull off but as with anything worth doing, great risk comes with great reward. Once you have your mobile device of choice and you’ve loaded up your favorite site (ipinkvisualpass.com), find the closest poor person and sit in the opposite row from them. Cough loudly (this is very important) and stare at the man/woman across from you intently- if he or she looks at you smile widely and start fap’n. If your mobile device is equipped to do so, play some classical music (preferably something with lots of harp).
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