First, make sure you have a computer and a web cam & then visit our Virtual Blow Job Page

Click on the “P” logo in the top right corner & print it out

Now go find a comfortable seat where you can spread your legs open & tape that “P” print out on the seat in between your legs.

On the website, click on the girl you’d like to get a virtual blow job from, point your web cam towards the “P” and click on the “P” logo as it lights up.

Now take a seat and watch yourself get a virtual blow job from a hot chick!

Pretty cool right? Looking for some real world uses? Try these:

-Take a video or picture of the screen and send it to your Ex-girlfriend to make her jealous
-Impress your buddies and send them a quick picture
-Use it to practice your blow job receiving skills and see how good you can time your hand movements with her head movements.

It’s fun, it’s harmless. Try it at home!

Courtesy of the Huffington Post

Tiger Woods’ iPhone was custom loaded with porn and cartoons before his sex scandal exploded in late 2009, according to TMZ. If true, this would have required extra effort since, as the article notes, pornography is not available on the phone’s App Store.

It is not clear whether any of the alleged porn featured the adult actresses that he reportedly slept with. Porn star Joslyn James claims Woods twice impregnated her during their affair. Holly Sampson, who starred in movies such as Descent Into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife, says she and Woods had “amazing” sex and even described it in a web video. She also may have worked as an escort. Most recently, a Florida woman named Devon James, who has described herself as a “Porn Queen,” claimed to have slept with Tiger.

Another intriguing element about Woods’ phone usage is his history of allegedly sending salacious text messages to his supposed lovers. He is said to have sent one possible mistress a slew of dirty texts, and Joslyn James recently released what she says is a series of extremely graphic text messages from Woods.

We’ve checked our DB, and we can’t say that we found Tiger in there out of respect for the privacy of our customers… but we won’t say that we didn’t.

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Remembrance of Porn Past

When I was a student at UNC-Chapel Hill, chasing girls, smoking illicit natural substances, and wondering how many years I could string out my undergraduate experience before I ran into the inevitable brick wall of graduation and adult responsibilities, I spent some time perusing magazines of substance such as Playboy and Penthouse. I actually did read the articles — both regularly published interesting political and social material, though I thought Playboy‘s taste in fiction was a bit too insular and exclusionary for my non-Upper East Side taste — but I did spend a substantial amount of time looking over the pictures. Those ladies were pretty.

It’s probably worth noting that my roommate, who actually had the Playboy subscription, forbid us to read the magazine, or even to open it, until we had successfully “found the bunny.” That exotic little chore involved sitting and staring at the cover for a length of time anywhere from a few moments to the better part of the afternoon, until we had found the small bunny logo hidden somewhere on the cover. Sometimes it was hidden in some nice lady’s bosom, sometimes on a G-string, sometimes in a more original location. As I remember, the most difficult one to find was in a cover shot of a lovely brunette dressed as a cop, although no cop I’ve ever seen displayed as splendid a chest as this one. Hefner and his merry band of photography gnomes had placed a tiny white bunny on the tip of her police whistle. Took us all day and a good part of the night to find it; at one point there were at least six of us, guys and girls alike, crouched over the magazine with our noses an inch from the cover, scanning every millimeter for that damn bunny. We found it, and another month of wonder and airbrushed skin was ours for the taking.

Porn Stormed

For a brief moment, our beloved former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich, had a similar opportunity open to him. He could embrace the porn as his own; it was all laid out before him like a Beverly Hills ingenue who’d downed too much Chardonnay. Unfortunately, when news of Newt’s golden opportunity became public, instead of standing up like the red-blooded, clandestinely porn-swilling Americans who voted for him, he ran squealing off into the night, braying about “family values” and “inadvertent,” happenstance errors of the cosmos, like Jimmy Swaggart when his rowdy cousin Jerry Lee Lewis tried to get him to peek at naked women in the hoochie koochie tent. Undoubtedly, liberals were involved in Newt’s discomfiture.

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With the new movie from former Pink Visual Girl Sasha Grey coming out today, I thought I’d take a trip down memory lane and look at a few of the adult stars who attempted to conquer tinsel town with more then just tits.

1. Jenna Jameson Zombie Strippers! circa 2008
How’d it work?
Eh, not all that well, since I couldn’t remember this and it was just last year.
2. Traci Lords Cry-Baby circa 1990
How’d it work?
Pretty well actually. The movie received some good reviews and Lord’s roll was acclaimed.
3. Nina Hartley Boogie Nights circa 1997
How’d it work?
Nina definitely added to the film, but granted she was playing a porn star in a movie about porn stars form her era.
4. Katie Morgan Zack And Miri Make A Porno circa 2008
How’d it work?
Again, a beautiful, talented, funny porn star playing a beautiful, funny porn star… not an incredible stretch of acting but you had to love her in the film.
5. Chasey Lain & Jill Kelly He Got Game circa 1998
How’d it work?
Well, better then Jenna’s work, but thats not saying much. The two played college recruiters willing to go the extra mile… reasonable to believe that March Madness fans are still jerking off to that scene.
6.Sasha Grey The Girlfriend Experience releasing today
How’d it work?
Time will tell…

Watching this recently posted trailer on iPinkVisualPass.com makes me wonder; how often does it happen that people watch mobile porn while attending church services?

Sure, the rest of the congregation would probably frown on such behavior, but who could blame a bored Christian fellow for tuning out the preacher and tuning in to mobile porn scenes featuring smokin’ hot chicks like those featured in Pink Visual’s iPhone porn?

The other thing that this particular mobile porn trailer made me think? I’ll bet the intro to this porn video scene is about the only circumstance under which you’ll ever see Otto Bauer and Audrey Hollander on church property….

~ Al.

I was watching one of my favorite episodes the other day. It’s part of the series where the college drinking parties turn into wild orgies, I think it was called ‘Sofa Fuckers‘ or something like that.

It’s pretty typical of the series, a bunch of drunk co-eds, red cups, and general stupidity, the chicks get all hot and slutty, then everyone gets naked and fucks their brains out.

Since I was watching this at work (I discovered I could wear my headphones and angle my iphone below the monitor and if anybody walks in I just pull the headphone cable and the phone tips over) it struck me that I never once went to a party like that when I was in school.

Not fucking once!

God damn, I was lucky if I could stumble into the bathroom at 4am and catch some chick giving a guy a hummer, occasionally I was even the lucky son of a bitch getting the BJ. Never once did I have a party turn into a drunken fuck fest with hot chicks full on banging in the living room. It was a good night if chicks made out, let alone ate each other out on a pool table.

Now, either I didn’t know the right people in school, or this shit just doesn’t happen.

I like the former idea better, because deep down inside I want to believe that these kind of things do happen. That way it might inspire me to go back and finish my degree.

Thanks PV for inspiring my return to higher education.

You keep on making, and I’ll keep on wanking.

Derrick