In these times of online troubles and strife, we at Pink Visual want to make a pledge to our customers. This pledge is simple and concise…”We’re Not Douchebags, We are Porn You Can Trust“. With this pledge comes a list of the many douchebaggery things we promise to never do:

* We Do Not Spam & Will Not Sell Your Contact Info
* We Have No Hidden Charges
* Our Sites are 100% Pop-up Free
* We Have Reliable Customer Service Available 24/7
* You Can Cancel Your Membership At Any Time With No Hassles

We also promise you AWESOME PORN with no hassles or worries! It’s that easy, so visit us now to take advantage of our Non-Douchebaggy Porn at iPinkVisualPass.com

Oh, while we’re on the subject of douchebags, how about an awesome pic:

Let’s put our pretend helmets on for a moment and dream of a world in which Pink Visual was in charge of all things Apple.  We would begin by holding a press event in San Francisco to unveil the worlds first proprietary Adult application.  This revolutionary and magical application would change everything the layman knew about fapping and usher in a golden age of self satisfaction.

Check out the video below the break from our esteemed producer Matt Morningwood to get a glimpse into where pornography would be if we had things our way.

Shot in point-of-view (POV) style by director Erick Everhard, the live production features porn star Jayden James.

The live shoot’s chat component offers fans the chance to interact in real time with porn stars on the set, and chip in their own two cents about what direction the action should head in.

We’ll be offering live shoots to our customers 2 times every month at Pink Visual Live

If you didn’t get a chance, be sure to check it out next time free!

Check out the great interface that the mikandi people have come up with so that Android users can access adult apps. Hmmm… wonder if Apple could learn a lesson here.

Of course the IPV team is on it, you can see our app about 1 minute in. Sadly this is for Android users only at this point, but maybe someday Apple will treat iphone owners like adults too.

Congrats Mikandi!

Check out the video here:
Kristina Rose and King Fantastic

See more of Kristina Rose’s tasty assets here:
See Kristina Rose get really naughty

By the time Apple’s latest hardware hit shelves in the U.S., several enterprising adult companies had already launched their first iPad-focused sites, banking on the buzz around the “magical, revolutionary” tablet to drive sales to their fledging properties.

While many Apple critics have derided the device as merely an overhyped and oversized iPod Touch, far more important from a business and development perspective is the consumer response, which has produced sales that greatly outpaced those of the iPhone in its first few weeks of existence. According to Apple, the iPad sold one million units in just 28 days, better than twice as fast as the iPhone, which took 73 days to reach the one million sales mark.

The list of ‘early adopter’ iPad sites below is far from comprehensive, supplying but a small sample of the iPad-optimized properties that have sprung up in the weeks since the device first arrived in stores. The point is to take note that companies both big and small, sites both established and just emerging, are attempting to leverage the popularity of the iPad to spur sales and expose their brands to a growing consumer base, and to highlight what these companies have done (or, in some cases, have not done) to optimize their sites for viewing on this hot-selling new piece of hardware.

DavidNudesiPad.com: One of the most recent launches on this list, DavidNudesiPad.com is a simple but well-crafted site that offers easy navigation, and is well-formatted for display on the tablet. The videos are encoded in h.264 format, and play within the page rather than opening in a separate player. All in all, the iPad version of the site does a great job of showcasing the photographer’s work in a clean, classy package that is well constructed for iPad-based viewing.

DigitalPlayground.com: On the iPad, DigitalPlayground.com looks and functions very much as the site does on a desktop or laptop, which is a testament to forward thinking, and a good example of how to fashion across-platform compatible site. The videos are embedded on the page, the image quality crisp, and the playback is smooth and reliable. While the display is not customized for the iPad, per se, the site’s top-down navigation is certainly iPad-friendly, yielding a “natural” feel on the tablet when perusing the site. It goes without saying that the content itself is top-notch… this IS Digital Playground we’re talking about, after all.

BDSMPad.com: Launched before the iPad was available in U.S. stores, the site’s optimization doesn’t run particularly deep, unfortunately. BDSMPad’s design is very wordpress-template-like, and once you enter the members’ area any sense of the site being optimized for display on the iPad is gone. The videos open within the Safari media player (as the videos for many sites do when viewed on an iPhone), not embedded into the page as with DavidNudesiPad.com. On the plus side, the videos play very nicely, and the site is currently faced with very little competition in the content categories it carries, meaning that despite its optimization shortcomings, it remains the likely site of choice for iPadbased BDSM fans at the moment.

BangYouLater.com: While the company made the rather dubious press release claim that bangyoulater.com was “the first iPad compatible adult site” (in a release dated April 14), at the time I was writing this article I was unable to get the site to resolve on an iPad, iPhone, or iPod Touch. Judging by the way the site displays in standard browser however, it should look and function just fine on an iPad, once the problem causing it to fail to resolve on Apple’s various ‘iProducts’ has been corrected.

PinkVisualPad.com: Launched to the public the day before the iPad became available within the U.S., PinkVisualPad.com was crafted to take advantage of the iPad’s improved CSS support (meaning improved in comparison to the iPhone), using CSS for visual effects like gradients, rounded corners and drop shadows, rather than being a graphicintensive site. The site employs HTML5 to display video inside the browser, rather than in the iPad’s media player, and is generally designed to look and feel like it blends with the iPad GUI, and to feel more like a native iPad app.

RocketTube.com: Although the iPad version of RocketTube.com does not appear to have been reformatted for the tablet from the version served to standard desktop browsers, the site does scale well, and is easy to navigate on an iPad. The videos play within the browser, rather than opening in the iPad’s media player, further simplifying navigation for iPad users.

XBIZ.com: While technically not a ‘porn site,’ XBIZ.com is certainly about porn, and represents one of the better examples among early adopter porn sites in terms of being crafted in ways that take advantage of the iPad’s abilities and features. A very nicely formatted web app, the iPad version of XBIZ uses a framework that allows the site to operate in a way that is very close to a native, on-deck iPad app, and which shares some features common to iPhone apps as well, like the bottom menu overlay, and the “snap-back” function when the user scrolls beyond the bottom or top of the page.

If the history of the adult Internet is any indication, there’s a great deal of evolution in store for the iPad porn market on the development side. As time goes by, and the early adopters make adjustments to their iPad-optimized properties, improvements and refinements are bound to be made — and just as assuredly, styles and structures will emerge that will be rapidly copied across the breadth of the iPad porn space. What the early adopters have that will be hard to reproduce, however, is the benefit of being first to market, and first to catch the eye of consumers who have a shiny new device that appears almost made for porn viewing, regardless of Steve Jobs’ protestations to the contrary.

When it was unveiled by Apple earlier this month, one of the iPhone 4’s much-touted features was having all its antennas built directly into the outer frame of the device, but now this feature is receiving a large, swollen thumbs down from some iPhone users, who wonder if interfering with porn viewing was the actual intent behind the new antenna design.

“Apple did their homework on this one,” said Dave Long, a disgruntled 37 year-old mobile porn user. “Over 85% of the world is right handed and watches mobile porn with their phone in their left hand. Now when my mom is out at the grocery store and I get a hankering to check out a little wireless erotica, I have to set the phone on a surface or switch hands and go all ‘stranger’ on myself. I think maybe Steve Jobs is serious about wanting the iPhone to be ‘porn-free,’ after all.”

Long isn’t alone in having concerns on this apparent adult video lock on the new hardware; Kim Kysar, Brand and Product Manager for leading mobile porn studio Pink Visual said the company is anticipating an irate response from its customers.

“It’s really a shame, because our sites and content look absolutely fantastic on the new retina display,” Kysar said. “On a positive note, our left handed members couldn’t be happier with the new iPhone as porn consumption tool.”

For consumers like Long, however, knowing that left handed users aren’t plagued with the issue is no silver lining.

“Ambidextrous masturbation is a hassle,” Long said. ”Right handed people didn’t buy these new phones to work an untapped portion of our brain; we bought them to get our rocks off on the go, with near full bars, no matter how we hold the device.”

Kysar said that Pink Visual is working on a new, “left hand optimized” version of the company’s flagship mobile porn site, iPinkVisualPass.com, and will soon publish tips on how to reposition the device in your left hand so as to avoid triggering the signal interference.

“We’re all about providing solutions to our customers’ problems,” Kysar said. “Whether this was an intentional measure crafted to make mobile porn harder to watch on the device, or merely an unintended consequence of the new design, it’s an obstacle to our customers, and Pink Visual’s role has always been to help our members over-come.”

Pink Visual: iPad Porn Flourishing, Despite Apple’s Content Policies

Mobile Porn Provider Says iPad Users Are ‘More Engaged,’ More Likely to Purchase Than Average Site Visitor

VAN NUYS, CA–(Marketwire – June 22, 2010) – While there isn’t any pornography to be had in the official App Store for iPad users, leading mobile porn provider Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com) released statistics today that reveal early adopters of the tablet to be eager consumers of online erotica.

“We knew the iPad would be a big hit with consumers, and that’s why we had a site optimized and waiting for iPad porn-seeking customers from Day 1,” said Kim Kysar, Brand and Product Manager for Pink Visual. “That said, even we have been surprised by how PinkVisualPad.com (pinkvisualpad.com) has taken off.”

Kysar said that in tracking the user behavior on the iPad-optimized site, several metrics caught the company’s eye and reinforced the studio’s confidence that optimizing content for the popular tablet was a smart move.

“Compared to our standard website users, what we’ve found is that iPad users spend approximately twice as long on the site per visit that our desktop-based audience does, and are quite a bit more likely to sign up for a subscription in their initial visit to the site,” Kysar said. “The iPad user is proving to be more engaged in the experience than our desktop consumers by basically all measurable criteria. From the number of pages they visit per session, to the subscription renewal rate, we’re seeing a clear indication that early adopters of the iPad love using their tablets for viewing porn.”

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Despite Apple’s ban on X-rated apps and Steve Jobs’ promise to provide “freedom from porn,” a group of San Francisco street artists have put porn on the iPad.

Or, to be more precise, on ads for the iPad.

As Apple and Apple fanboys descend on San Francisco for the Worldwide Developers Conference, the group Freedom From Porn
has pasted alternate screenshots over the iPad billboards blanketing SF.

For example, Freedom From Porn has replaced the generic, PG Facebook page shown on the iPad ad with a racy version of Steve Jobs’ Facebook profile.

Another redone billboard shows an email to Steve Jobs from his “personal assistant” that reads, “I booked the appointment with the general contractor to see if you can in fact attach a sex swing in your basement. I have also renewed your subscriptions to Penthouse, Hustler, and BBW Honeys.”

See photos of the altered iPad ads on the Freedom From Porn website–which encourages people who think “porn is great” to “send your favorite vids” to Steve Jobs–and in the video below.

Freedom From Porn from Freedom From Porn on Vimeo.

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To much skin for Cupertino

The brief and to the point form email went out the evening of the 18th, after most US businesses had closed, and stated simply that:

The App Store continues to evolve, and as such, we are constantly refining
our guidelines. Your application, INSERT NAME HERE, contains content that we had
originally believed to be suitable for distribution. However, we have recently received
numerous complaints from our customers about this type of content, and have changed
our guidelines appropriately.

We have decided to remove any overtly sexual content from the App Store, which
includes your application.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter. If you believe you can make the
necessary changes so that INSERT NAME HERE complies with our recent changes, we
encourage you to do so and resubmit for review.

Sincerely,
iPhone App Review

Most of the victims will remain silent. SuicideGirls.com, Sunny Leone, Aria Giovanni, Cutest Girls, Cyberage.com… all successful apps that survived the approval process only to be removed arbitrarily. These are small brands, unimportant in the grand scheme of things. There are no strategic partnerships to be had, no branding opportunities, no software, movie or music rights for Apple to use at a later point.

Not everyone is upset though, Playboy still has their application in the store, as does Sports Illustrated. Big names, big brands and suddenly Apple’s scruples don’t seem to get in the way. Scruples, that are noticeably out of place from a company that sells R rated movies, songs with explicit lyrics and violent and sexual video games.

This is OK, because its got bunny ears

Apple has always been outstanding at brand control. Their products are uniform, their name pristine and clear in the consumers mind. This has been accomplished by strict quality control, consistent messages and careful marketing, but it is our belief that what was good business practice has become a Religion. Don’t get us wrong, we love our iphones and ipods, but not so much that we willing to let Steve Jobs and the turtlenecked clones at Cupertino tell us what we can and can’t do with our own mobiles. Mobile porn not only exists, its prolific and desired and there is nothing Apple can do to stop people from watching on their precious devices.

So what happens now? Android is looking pretty good, as is blackberry, palm pre and any other mobile platform not protected by zealots and hypocrites.

VAN NUYS, CA – The race for market share in the impending iPad porn market just got a lot hotter, as one of the leading providers of iPhone porn has thrown its pink, fuzzy pimp crown into the ring.

Pink Visual, among the first adult entertainment studios to build sites optimized for the iPhone and a market leader in mobile porn distribution, announced today that it has already developed “core functionality” for www.PinkVisualPad.com, a new site optimized for the iPhone’s bigger, beefier cousin, the iPad.

“Several adult companies have come out and said that they are ready for the iPad, but we’re going the extra mile and showing people that we’re ready,” said Pink Visual’s Brand and Product Manager Kim Kysar. “What’s on the site currently is merely a preview of the great iPad porn to come, but we think people will be duly impressed.”

Kysar said that the company has taken measures to gets its hands on a “developmental copy” of the iPad, so it can begin testing in advance of the iPad’s official launch in March — an effort that includes an attempt to acquire an advance copy from one of the few confirmed pre-release owners.

“We sent a letter to Stephen Colbert proposing a trade: unfettered access to our entire library of porn in exchange for his iPad,” Kysar said. “I don’t know if he’ll go for it, or if he even likes porn, but we weren’t sure what else we could offer; I don’t think he needs a job.”

Kysar said that while there has been much criticism of the iPad since its launch, and many people have expressed disappointment with the fact that it seems so similar to some of Apple’s existing devices, her company is confident that once it is available to buy, there will be plenty of early adopters.

“There’s a lot of brand loyalty around the Apple devices, going back to the early days of the iPod,” Kysar said. “Whatever people might be saying right now, there will be lines of people waiting when this thing hits the shelves.”

Conan Considering Porn – Courtesy of the Tonight Show

Among the media outlets who took notice of Pink Visual’s mobile porn efforts were Gizmodo, PC Mag, the Las Vegas Weekly, the UK-based Independent, and APCMag.com, just to name a handful.

Get used to seeing our name in the mobile-related headlines; we’ve got some great new mobile products on the way, so our name is bound to pop up on the media radar frequently in the months ahead.

Here is the text of the letter:

Conan O’Brien
The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien
100 Universal City Plaza, Building 2220
Universal City, CA 91608

Kim Kysar
Brand and Product Manager, Pink Visual
www.PinkVisual.com

Will keep you posted with his response.

Almost as exciting as finally getting the FapMapper working in all its glory is to see how it has been received by the media, who appear to be having nearly as much fun with FapMapper while reviewing it as the developers here at Pink Visual did in making it.

The word about FapMapper is spreading fast, including great coverage on TechCrunch and Huffington Post, just to mention a couple of the notable outlets that have shown our humble new app some love.

FapMapper is free to use, compatible with PCs as well as web-capable mobile devices like the iPhone, Palm Pre and Blackberry Storm, and a hell of a lot of fun to play with. Sign up today and join the FapMapper Nation!

OK, so it’s not the Oscars, but winning an AVN Award is as close as it gets in the porn biz, and we’re pretty freakin excited to receive so many nominations. We’ll be even more freakin excited if we win a few of ‘em, naturally.

Here’s the complete list of nominations:
Best All-Sex Series “Monster Cock Junkies”)
Best Director, Foreign Non-Feature (Cruel Raul, “Gangbang Junkies 2″)
Best Ethnic-themed Series, Asian (“Asian Slut Invasion”)
Best Foreign All-Sex Series (“Anal Devastation”)
Best MILF Series (“MILF Seeker”)
Best Orgy/Gang Bang Release (“Gangbang Squad 15″)
Best Orgy/Gang Bang Release (“Orgy Sex Parties 5″)
Best Orgy/Gang Bang Series (“Gang Bang Junkies”)
Best Orgy/Gang Bang Series (“Gangbang Squad”)
Best Orgy/Gang Bang Series (“Orgy Sex Parties”)
Best Specialty Series (“Attack of the CFNM”)
Best Squirting Release (“Memoirs of a Gusher 5″)
Best Squirting Series (“Memoirs of a Gusher”)
Best Packaging Innovation (“Plant Your Wood”)
Best On-Line Marketing Campaign Company Image (PinkVisual.com)
Best On-Line Marketing Campaign, Individual Project (Pink Visual Mobile Site, ipinkvisual.com).

Hopefully, a bunch of these noms turn into statues when the AVN Awards roll around in January. Wish us luck!

Enjoy these pics on the road!

Allison chimed in with her take on the Peter Cook/Christie Brinkley divorce ‘scandal’ — the revelation that Cook spent upwards of $3000 a month on porn, which was (not surprisingly) a major factor in the divorce.

Read Allison’s insightful commentary here.

Way to go Prez!

Enjoy!

Enjoy these extras!