Welcome to the Pink Visual comedy club. A ribald collection of jokes you probably won’t tell your mom.
Hot off the presses!! Pink Visual announces “We’re Not Douchebags!” In these times of online troubles and strife, we at Pink Visual want to make a pledge to our customers. This pledge is simple and concise…”We’re Not Douchebags, We are Porn You Can Trust“. With this pledge comes a list of the many douchebaggery things [...]
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No commentsCourtesy of Huffington Post Despite Apple’s ban on X-rated apps and Steve Jobs’ promise to provide “freedom from porn,” a group of San Francisco street artists have put porn on the iPad. Or, to be more precise, on ads for the iPad. As Apple and Apple fanboys descend on San Francisco for the Worldwide Developers [...]
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No commentsThis little video comes from the boys over at revision 3. Slightly different take on Apple’s new iPad and mobile porn. This is particularly funny given Job’s recent comments about adult applications and sites, apparently Steve has never heard of a web browser. Video is a bit long, but definitely worth watching for a few [...]
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1 commentAccording to our friends at TMZ and the Huffington Post, Tiger’s iphone was loaded with goodies that any fan of mobile porn can appreciate. Apparently Tiger didn’t just consume porn stars, he consumed porn. Courtesy of the Huffington Post Tiger Woods’ iPhone was custom loaded with porn and cartoons before his sex scandal exploded in [...]
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No commentsYet another true professional has stepped up to the title of Tiger’s Mistress #16. We here at PV think Tiger is missing a golden opportunity to open up his own website with reviews of the girls and how they perform. It would be a great resource for the industry and for horny billionaire athletes everywhere. [...]
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No commentsIf you’re going to be sneaky it helps to be smart… This video shows an Australian bank official discussing interest rates. Yeah, painfully boring. We know. But look over Captain Industry’s shoulder and you’ll see one of his diligent employees diligently looking at smut. The best part is when the guy figures it out and [...]
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No commentsIn a dramatic move, that may be remembered as one of the great acts of censorship, Apple Inc. pulled all “Sexy or Porn Related Applications” from the Itunes App Store effectually removing anything that could be perceived as sexually provocative. The brief and to the point form email went out the evening of the 18th, [...]
Posted in iPV in the News, Jokes, Rants & Humor, Mobile & The Law, Mobile Market News & Rumors, Mobile Porn Reviews, Sexy Apps, Uncategorized.
No commentsIt was recently revealed that hot brunette porn star Joslyn James may have almost had Tiger Wood’s love child, twice. We here at Pink Visual would like to salute Tiger for finally including a brunette in his bevy of blondes, but we wonder how many other industry starlets are cluttering his blackberry. Surely some of [...]
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No commentsPink Visual made the Tonight Show last night and we are thrilled to hear that Conan is not only considering our offer, but that he is bringing his own titles: Conan Considering Porn – Courtesy of the Tonight Show
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No commentsHot off the presses here at PV HQ our letter to Conan O’Brien offering him a leading role in our films. Here is the text of the letter: Conan O’Brien The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien 100 Universal City Plaza, Building 2220 Universal City, CA 91608 Dear Conan, I caught your monologue the other about [...]
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No commentsWe’re swelling up with pride over here at Pink Visual right now over the fact that our beloved company President, Allison Vivas, was among those chosen to comment for Newsweek magazines “Decade in Rewind” project. Allison chimed in with her take on the Peter Cook/Christie Brinkley divorce ‘scandal’ — the revelation that Cook spent upwards [...]
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No commentsYep, that is exactly what is on my mind as I stumbled upon Fleshlight’s newest Halloween themed toy, the Fleshlight Succu Dry. All of you Vampire fans can finally have that fantasy fulfilled when you slide your cock into this vampire mouth sleeve from Fleshlight. Have fun this Halloween and if you can’t score the [...]
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No commentsWith the rise of social media sites like facebook, twitter and myspace going into the atmosphere, we here at IPV thought we should make you aware of the addictive risks associated with too much social media exposure. So remember, turn off those sites and spend some healthy time watching porn. It may be your own [...]
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1 commentFor our female fans out there, news of a possible leak of a sex tape featuring Grey’s Anatomy star Eric Dane aka McSteamy was just released. According to media sources, the video features a threesome between his wife, him and a former beauty queen. However, according to People Magazine, the attorney for Eric Dane made [...]
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No commentsThe crew here at Pink Visual Iphone Porn Central are all very excited about former PV Girl Sasha Grey’s new mainstream film career. The former Teens for Cash star is in the new call-girl movie by Steven Soderbergh The Girlfriend Experience . Having a hardcore XXX star in a major Hollywood feature as the usual [...]
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No commentsWe’ve all been sitting in our seats, one hand on our wang, one hand on our iphone while the term “Fap” has been on the rise. It’s pretty much impossible to go to a blog site or forum, on any topic, without seeing scores of users replying with “fap, fap, fap…” Now it seems some [...]
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No commentsUrban Dictionary defines Fap as “The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.” used in a sentence: Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap* Now that iPinkvisualpass is taking over the mobile porn landscape, I would like to pose to you this question, where do you Fap [...]
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No commentsAs my grandfather always said, “If you’re going to do something, do it once and do it right.” Well Grandpa was wrong about the once portion but you get where i’m going.
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No commentsSquirrel in boobs
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No commentsShe holds up three fingers and says, “That big?”
He says, “Smaller?”
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