Let’s put our pretend helmets on for a moment and dream of a world in which Pink Visual was in charge of all things Apple.  We would begin by holding a press event in San Francisco to unveil the worlds first proprietary Adult application.  This revolutionary and magical application would change everything the layman knew about fapping and usher in a golden age of self satisfaction.

Check out the video below the break from our esteemed producer Matt Morningwood to get a glimpse into where pornography would be if we had things our way.

Check out the great interface that the mikandi people have come up with so that Android users can access adult apps. Hmmm… wonder if Apple could learn a lesson here.

Of course the IPV team is on it, you can see our app about 1 minute in. Sadly this is for Android users only at this point, but maybe someday Apple will treat iphone owners like adults too.

Congrats Mikandi!

-full screen viewing
-faster load times
-no need to type in the URL in safari

Enjoy your iPhone Porn App!

~Pink Visual Team

BY Kit EatonMon Feb 22, 2010

iPad Porn

Apple can posture and ban sexy iPhone apps and Suicide Girls all it wants. Come March, porn will help the iPad rock. Here’s why.

Like it or love it, there’s no denying the power of Internet porn. If you’re a worker in the TV, video, or computer industry, it’s one of the key drivers behind some of the tech you use on a daily basis. Remember the famous tape format battle between VHS and Betamax (the technically superior system)? VHS’s convenience for porn producers’ partly resulted in it becoming the dominant video system. Widespread adoption by the porn industry also helped Blu-ray’s success over HD-DVD.

Its laser-like focus on cash has given porn an edge in technology development history. And it’s a business that’s always looking for new and novel ways to deliver its product through systems that appeal to its consumers–the one who gets there quickest gets the biggest share of the booty. Pornographic Web sites test drove online payment systems as ways to make quick bucks while everyone else bit their nails and waited years for PayPal. Broadband crushed slow dial-up in part due to users’ hunger for speedy, sexy data…porn. Going back further, porn was thriving at the dawn of cable TV and photography itself. One of the first popular uses of the printing press was to publish pornographic writing and imagery.

Today it’s a multi-billion dollar industry powered by the human psyche and high technology. It’s hard to put a finger on it precisely, but the U.S. porn industry alone is probably worth a long way north of $10 billion per year. Remember the famous adage: “If all the porn was clensed from the Internet, then there’s just be a single Web site in the world. It would say–’bring back all the porn!’” Porn has always been with us, and probably always will in one form or another.

Even on Apple’s iPad.

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To much skin for Cupertino

The brief and to the point form email went out the evening of the 18th, after most US businesses had closed, and stated simply that:

The App Store continues to evolve, and as such, we are constantly refining
our guidelines. Your application, INSERT NAME HERE, contains content that we had
originally believed to be suitable for distribution. However, we have recently received
numerous complaints from our customers about this type of content, and have changed
our guidelines appropriately.

We have decided to remove any overtly sexual content from the App Store, which
includes your application.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter. If you believe you can make the
necessary changes so that INSERT NAME HERE complies with our recent changes, we
encourage you to do so and resubmit for review.

Sincerely,
iPhone App Review

Most of the victims will remain silent. SuicideGirls.com, Sunny Leone, Aria Giovanni, Cutest Girls, Cyberage.com… all successful apps that survived the approval process only to be removed arbitrarily. These are small brands, unimportant in the grand scheme of things. There are no strategic partnerships to be had, no branding opportunities, no software, movie or music rights for Apple to use at a later point.

Not everyone is upset though, Playboy still has their application in the store, as does Sports Illustrated. Big names, big brands and suddenly Apple’s scruples don’t seem to get in the way. Scruples, that are noticeably out of place from a company that sells R rated movies, songs with explicit lyrics and violent and sexual video games.

This is OK, because its got bunny ears

Apple has always been outstanding at brand control. Their products are uniform, their name pristine and clear in the consumers mind. This has been accomplished by strict quality control, consistent messages and careful marketing, but it is our belief that what was good business practice has become a Religion. Don’t get us wrong, we love our iphones and ipods, but not so much that we willing to let Steve Jobs and the turtlenecked clones at Cupertino tell us what we can and can’t do with our own mobiles. Mobile porn not only exists, its prolific and desired and there is nothing Apple can do to stop people from watching on their precious devices.

So what happens now? Android is looking pretty good, as is blackberry, palm pre and any other mobile platform not protected by zealots and hypocrites.

Almost as exciting as finally getting the FapMapper working in all its glory is to see how it has been received by the media, who appear to be having nearly as much fun with FapMapper while reviewing it as the developers here at Pink Visual did in making it.

The word about FapMapper is spreading fast, including great coverage on TechCrunch and Huffington Post, just to mention a couple of the notable outlets that have shown our humble new app some love.

FapMapper is free to use, compatible with PCs as well as web-capable mobile devices like the iPhone, Palm Pre and Blackberry Storm, and a hell of a lot of fun to play with. Sign up today and join the FapMapper Nation!

We’ve negotiated discounted pricing for our members, so check out our premium section to see if anything appeals to you!

<-- click this button to check it out! Please note that if your machine does not already have the iTunes software installed, you will be prompted to download it (for free) first.

It’s not hardcore mobile porn (a single stray nipple is enough to get the app store’s collective panties bunched up), but hey — it’s cute chicks wearing almost nothing, so that’s a start, right?

The Love Vibes app is available in the Apple store and you can read more about it here

We are speaking, sarcastically of course, about their new Apple approved Applications for Iphone and Ipod Touch. Brace yourselves, because I’m sure these are the first of many popular pornstars to make their appearance as real applications in Apple’s sacred shopping center. I’m sure a Jenna, Sasha, and Jesse app are not too far behind.

The problem of course is that the apps feature PG rated content of the stars mostly clothed. Wow, that’s fun… if you’re 12 and this month’s Victoria’s Secret got swiped by the mailman.

Take our advice and keep your mobile phone tuned in right here to enjoy some actual real naked women in real hardcore mobile porn.

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Of course Mr. Morningwood shot this video of the footage on his iphone…

VAN NUYS, Calif. – The ongoing bout between Apple Inc. and the adult industry continued to heat up today as Pink Visual (www.PinkVisual.com) announced the launch of iTouchHer (www.itouchher.com), a new adult web-app for the iPhone that offers a series of humorous, porn-related games.

“We wanted to create a web-app that would not only appeal to the typical adult consumer, but also to the gadget-hungry Gizmodo and Engadget crowd,” said Lea Busick, subscription site and affiliate program director for Pink Visual. “With that in mind, it didn’t take us long to decide to create a game application with a variety of sexy and funny games that iPhone users can get a kick out of playing and then share and compare their scores with others by posting the results to social networking sites like Facebook, Twitter and MySpace.”

The launch line-up of games includes dubiously titled tongue-in-cheek entries such as “Roast Beef or Twat?” and “Tranny Hunter”, along with more traditional progressive photo set viewing, like “Lesbian Seduction” and “3 Way Touch.” Pink Visual said there will are many more games to come, as well.

“Not only will we add more games of our own devising, but we’re also going to be asking users to submit ideas for new games,” stated Q Boyer, marketing coordinator for Pink Visual. “We not only want consumers to enjoy our products, we want them to become part of the creative process, and that philosophy has contributed to the success of our other mobile sites, like iPinkVisual.com (www.ipinkvisual.com).”
Busick said that while the company “doesn’t want to create an antagonistic relationship with Apple” and understands that Apple wants to keep the App Store “family-friendly,” Pink Visual felt a need to find some way around the App Store rules to deliver its iPhone-using customers a compelling porn-related product.

“Even though we think their guidelines are a bit ill-conceived, web-apps are currently the only legitimate way to get around those guidelines,” Busick said. “I suppose we could have resorted to playing a ‘bait and switch’ game with Apple, which some other companies have done, but we feel that is a suspect business practice, and something we have no interest in doing. In the ongoing battle between Apple and porn, we at Pink Visual just want the consumer to be the winner.”

For more information visit www.iTouchHer.com, or www.iPinkVisualPass.com
About Pink Visual Mobile: Pink Visual is among the leaders in the mobile adult entertainment space, through its flagship mobile sites iPinkVisualPass.com, iMaleSpectrumPass.com and iPornoPass.com, which offer access to thousands of full-length sex scenes for a low monthly price. Pink Visual’s mobile products are available for promotion by webmasters through the TopBucks.com advertising program. For more information, call: 1.866.360.PINK or email: Kim@PinkVisual.com

Another Day, another iphone application hits the app store trying to push the sexual envelope on the Jesus Phone.  Today’s submission: SummerGirls. We’ve all seen this type of app plenty of times, you shake a picture of a clothed woman to reveal that she’s wearing a sexy bikini underneath.  Don’t ask me why a woman wearing a cocktail dress would have a bikini on underneath, I can only guess it’s because these girls take their warmer seasons quite seriously.

Truth be told, I picked this quasi-adult app because the artwork above reminded me of a strange middle-school glamour shot/ chick flick promo poster mash-up.  Can’t you just hear the street smart relationship musings of Sinnamon in your head already?

More information about this App can be found at http://summergirls.info

iTunes link - http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=307312812&mt=8

It’s still in the works, but your feedback is definitely appreciated.  Simply select the model you’d like,  type in a custom message, & generate your own hot and sexy iphone wallpaper.

Mobile porn just keeps getting better!  This is a pretty cool iphone porn app!

In honor of the WWDC conference, we’ve included a trivia game that tests your knowledge of Apple’s history as a company. Way more interesting though — at least to mobile porn lovers — will be games like “3 way touch” (yes, it is that kind of three-way), “Pre-Cum Algebra,” “Lesbian Seduction,” and my personal favorite, “Tran-Spotting.”

iPhone porn is plenty entertaining all by itself, but for users that are looking for a little more interactive experience, the mobile porn games on iTouchHer.com are definitely a fun — and FREE — diversion to augment your mobile porn entertainment habits.

iTouchHer is still in beta, and we’re already working on improvements to our current mobile porn games,  as well as developing new adult mobile games for the iPhone and other handsets. Keep an eye on iTouchHer.com in the future, as we’ll be adding more mobile porn games in the near future.