That’s right people, i’m feeling a little Matthew Lesko esque today and i’m passing my crazy FREE spirit on to you in form of free access to our live.pinkvisual.com show this evening.  Tonight as you may or may not know features the one and only Sienna West who is sure to please her live streaming fans.  So how do you participate in this once in an internet event?  Easy, just follow me on twitter @pinkvisual and wait for my questions throughout the day, be the first to answer correctly and POW! You get yourself free access to the show.

Naturally the questions will be porn related so get your porn thinking caps prepared, on second thought that sounds like a sick euphemism so just keep your google fingers spry.

Our New iPad Porn Site!

If you are one of the lucky ones who has already ordered your iPad, we have some good news for you: Pink Visual has your iPad porn needs already covered! Take a gander at PinkVisualPad.com — yes, it’s porn for your iPad, whether Apple likes it or not!

PinkVisualPad is filled to its digital gills with the high quality mobile porn you’ve come to expect from Pink Visual, only bigger and better than before.

If you’ve been on the fence about buying an iPad, this might just be the justification you’ve been waiting for. Apple technology, Pink Visual porn… a combination that is rapidly becoming the cookies and milk of mobile erotica.

You’re welcome.

To much skin for Cupertino

The brief and to the point form email went out the evening of the 18th, after most US businesses had closed, and stated simply that:

The App Store continues to evolve, and as such, we are constantly refining
our guidelines. Your application, INSERT NAME HERE, contains content that we had
originally believed to be suitable for distribution. However, we have recently received
numerous complaints from our customers about this type of content, and have changed
our guidelines appropriately.

We have decided to remove any overtly sexual content from the App Store, which
includes your application.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter. If you believe you can make the
necessary changes so that INSERT NAME HERE complies with our recent changes, we
encourage you to do so and resubmit for review.

Sincerely,
iPhone App Review

Most of the victims will remain silent. SuicideGirls.com, Sunny Leone, Aria Giovanni, Cutest Girls, Cyberage.com… all successful apps that survived the approval process only to be removed arbitrarily. These are small brands, unimportant in the grand scheme of things. There are no strategic partnerships to be had, no branding opportunities, no software, movie or music rights for Apple to use at a later point.

Not everyone is upset though, Playboy still has their application in the store, as does Sports Illustrated. Big names, big brands and suddenly Apple’s scruples don’t seem to get in the way. Scruples, that are noticeably out of place from a company that sells R rated movies, songs with explicit lyrics and violent and sexual video games.

This is OK, because its got bunny ears

Apple has always been outstanding at brand control. Their products are uniform, their name pristine and clear in the consumers mind. This has been accomplished by strict quality control, consistent messages and careful marketing, but it is our belief that what was good business practice has become a Religion. Don’t get us wrong, we love our iphones and ipods, but not so much that we willing to let Steve Jobs and the turtlenecked clones at Cupertino tell us what we can and can’t do with our own mobiles. Mobile porn not only exists, its prolific and desired and there is nothing Apple can do to stop people from watching on their precious devices.

So what happens now? Android is looking pretty good, as is blackberry, palm pre and any other mobile platform not protected by zealots and hypocrites.

Having said that, there are things that ought to be “common sense” appear to elude some of my fellow citizens, and an as such, occasionally a new law aimed at porn will be something I support, or even call for.

I never thought I’d feel the need to write this, but a law similar to the one recently proposed in Massachusetts that would forbid texting while behind the wheel needs to be passed to make it clear, once and for all, that you cannot watch porn while driving… particularly while driving a massive tractor-trailer.

OK, so the trucker at question was using allegedly a laptop to view porn, and not a Palm Pre, but you get my point: driving is serious business, and it demands your complete and undivided attention. And no, glancing up from your Blackberry’s screen occasionally while watching Bree Olsen suck cock as you hurtle down the interstate does NOT make the grade.

The next time you are tempted to watch porn while driving, please find that reserve of patience and prudence that exists deep inside you…. and figure out a way to wait until you are stationary before whipping it out of your pants for a tug.

Among the media outlets who took notice of Pink Visual’s mobile porn efforts were Gizmodo, PC Mag, the Las Vegas Weekly, the UK-based Independent, and APCMag.com, just to name a handful.

Get used to seeing our name in the mobile-related headlines; we’ve got some great new mobile products on the way, so our name is bound to pop up on the media radar frequently in the months ahead.

Three billion apps, ranging from fart noises to GPS-based routing applications and all points in between — all except the sexually explicit points, that is.

Apple has stuck to its “no porn” guns throughout, and it remains to be seen whether the more open approach being taken by Google and its Android OS (which has already seen the launch of a porn-specific Android app store) will enable them to horn in on the iPhone’s app market share.

What we here at Pink Visual still don’t quite understand about Apple’s policy is this: iPhone users by the bushel are utilizing the device to access mobile porn sites via the iPhone’s web browser (just ask our server logs!), so there’s clearly a high demand for mobile porn among Apple’s customers. Why not meet that demand via the app store, and make some money in the process?

Either way, we’ll continue to make great mobile porn for smart phone owners regardless of their brand of choice, and simply wait in quiet anticipation for a day when Apple sheds its inhibitions and gives its customers what they want: true, official iPhone apps loaded to the gills with hardcore porn.

Allison chimed in with her take on the Peter Cook/Christie Brinkley divorce ‘scandal’ — the revelation that Cook spent upwards of $3000 a month on porn, which was (not surprisingly) a major factor in the divorce.

Read Allison’s insightful commentary here.

Way to go Prez!

Having established a somewhat alarmist tone in its headline, the article itself proceeds to offer a few anecdotes about people using their iPhone or Palm Pre to watch mobile porn in planes, trains and automobiles, while conceding the fact that such exposure is actually still fairly rare.

“Naturally, flight attendants, the front line of defense for any in-flight high jinks, have experience with this issue,” the article states before quoting two flight attendants about the issue. Among their observations? Both said that “instances of public porn are rare.”

OK — so are instances of public mobile porn “unavoidable” or are they “rare?” My suspicion is that the latter is true… but the former sure does make for a far more salacious headline!

This article and its headline, sadly, represent modern American journalism in microcosm: first, you figure out how to sell your story to the readers, then you worry about reporting anything vaguely resembling a fact. (In televised journalism, other requirements include an eye-catching graphic and ominous music to accompany the sensationalist headline).

The problem with fluff pieces like this laugher from the Washington Post is that the headline and its breathless claim of porn’s sudden public ubiquity are what people will remember. If repeated frequently enough, assertions that mobile porn is everywhere, however flawed, will take on the appearance of fact in the minds of many news consumers — and from there you can count on some mentally challenged ninny in Congress deciding that “something must be done!” And since Congressional ninnies have nothing else to reach for, the lamebrain legislator in question will end up proposing some entirely unnecessary new law regulating mobile viewing habits.

Never you mind that we already have laws against the public display of “indecent” or “obscene” images, the Congressional Crusader who proposes it will energetically argue that without their new bill — which will, naturally, come in the form of some painfully stupid acronym (like the Securing Americans from Forced Eroticism or “SAFE” Act) — America will be DOOMED.

You laugh now, but mark my words, this superfluous proposal for proscribed propriety will come. When it does, remember… you heard it here first.

Over 60 sexy mobile clips have been added for your enjoyment.

Enjoy!

Pink Visual Staff

via explosm.net

So what do internet tablets and porn have in common?  You, the consumer and us the leading company in mobile porn production!  We want you to know that we are actively testing and optimizing our site to ensure that our mobile porn is compatible with the most popular internet tablets.

We’re always on our toes!

Sparky Dean (really — I didn’t make that name up), the spokesman for the Texas Department of Public Safety, said he hopes the new law will make drivers “pay more attention to driving when and where school children are present.”

I guess the rest of the time, drivers should be free to let their minds, fingers and conversations wander, aimlessly?

On a related note, there are other reasons why watching mobile porn in a school zone is a bad idea; so even if this law did not exist, Texans would be well-advised to abstain from surfing porn on their iPhone while — say — dropping their kids off at school for the day.

Watching this recently posted trailer on iPinkVisualPass.com makes me wonder; how often does it happen that people watch mobile porn while attending church services?

Sure, the rest of the congregation would probably frown on such behavior, but who could blame a bored Christian fellow for tuning out the preacher and tuning in to mobile porn scenes featuring smokin’ hot chicks like those featured in Pink Visual’s iPhone porn?

The other thing that this particular mobile porn trailer made me think? I’ll bet the intro to this porn video scene is about the only circumstance under which you’ll ever see Otto Bauer and Audrey Hollander on church property….

~ Al.