Urban Dictionary defines Fap as “The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.”

used in a sentence:
Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*

Now that iPinkvisualpass is taking over the mobile porn landscape, I would like to pose to you this question, where do you Fap now that porn has gone ultra mobile? I’m not going to pretend that anybody is going to answer this question so I figure i’ll just answer my question with some hilarious bulleted responses below.
(arranged by most obvious location.)

The Bathroom: You have a varying degree of your genitals out of your pants when you’re in this room already so the bathroom takes the top spot.

Parents Room: Sure they raised you but don’t forget about that time they caught you fap’n it in your room to that post card of your hot 19 year old cousin. Remember? she was studying abroad in Chile for the summer and as your parents came into your room they screamed and pointed at your sad dick…making you feel like a pervert. Now it’s time for payback.

Public Transportation: Truly the hardest Fap location to pull off but as with anything worth doing, great risk comes with great reward. Once you have your mobile device of choice and you’ve loaded up your favorite site (ipinkvisualpass.com), find the closest poor person and sit in the opposite row from them. Cough loudly (this is very important) and stare at the man/woman across from you intently- if he or she looks at you smile widely and start fap’n. If your mobile device is equipped to do so, play some classical music (preferably something with lots of harp).

What does all this mean for distributors of mobile porn like PinkVisual? Well, for us and for our advertisers, the good news is that pretty much no matter who wins the mobile marketshare war, we will come out ahead. The more entrants into the consumer market, the more traffic, more sales, and more revenue.

As for which of the latest smart phones is the best… well, as Fox News might say, ‘you decide.’ For a quick and basic side-by-side comparison of the new iPhone, Palm Pre and Android G1, check out this handy three-way comparison.

We at iPinkVisual.com have put our focus on the major players geared to enter the market:  The Palm Pre, the G1 Android, and we’re sure that blackberry will be coming out with something much more likely to penetrate than the Storm has.  That’s right, actually palm pre porn is already available at IpinkVisual.com, iPinkVisualPass.com, ImaleSpectrumPass.com, and iPornoPass.com.  The screen resolution and video compatibility already work with our sites. 

Now the big question is market penetration.   Will people buy the palm pre, will they browse the internet with the palm pre as much as the iphone users do, will they be looking for palm pre porn?  In any case, ipinkvisual.com is prepared.    And for those of you who didn’t know, all of our ipinkvisual.com network sites are already compatible with the Google Android G1 phone, so yes, g1 porn is out there.

Thanks for listening!