This video shows an Australian bank official discussing interest rates. Yeah, painfully boring. We know.

But look over Captain Industry’s shoulder and you’ll see one of his diligent employees diligently looking at smut.

The best part is when the guy figures it out and looks at the camera. Busted. Fail.

Now, if he’d had an iPinkVisualPass.com account and an Iphone, blackberry or android this all could have been avoided. We’re hoping to identify him and send our indiscreet pal down under a free membership.

Remembrance of Porn Past

When I was a student at UNC-Chapel Hill, chasing girls, smoking illicit natural substances, and wondering how many years I could string out my undergraduate experience before I ran into the inevitable brick wall of graduation and adult responsibilities, I spent some time perusing magazines of substance such as Playboy and Penthouse. I actually did read the articles — both regularly published interesting political and social material, though I thought Playboy‘s taste in fiction was a bit too insular and exclusionary for my non-Upper East Side taste — but I did spend a substantial amount of time looking over the pictures. Those ladies were pretty.

It’s probably worth noting that my roommate, who actually had the Playboy subscription, forbid us to read the magazine, or even to open it, until we had successfully “found the bunny.” That exotic little chore involved sitting and staring at the cover for a length of time anywhere from a few moments to the better part of the afternoon, until we had found the small bunny logo hidden somewhere on the cover. Sometimes it was hidden in some nice lady’s bosom, sometimes on a G-string, sometimes in a more original location. As I remember, the most difficult one to find was in a cover shot of a lovely brunette dressed as a cop, although no cop I’ve ever seen displayed as splendid a chest as this one. Hefner and his merry band of photography gnomes had placed a tiny white bunny on the tip of her police whistle. Took us all day and a good part of the night to find it; at one point there were at least six of us, guys and girls alike, crouched over the magazine with our noses an inch from the cover, scanning every millimeter for that damn bunny. We found it, and another month of wonder and airbrushed skin was ours for the taking.

Porn Stormed

For a brief moment, our beloved former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich, had a similar opportunity open to him. He could embrace the porn as his own; it was all laid out before him like a Beverly Hills ingenue who’d downed too much Chardonnay. Unfortunately, when news of Newt’s golden opportunity became public, instead of standing up like the red-blooded, clandestinely porn-swilling Americans who voted for him, he ran squealing off into the night, braying about “family values” and “inadvertent,” happenstance errors of the cosmos, like Jimmy Swaggart when his rowdy cousin Jerry Lee Lewis tried to get him to peek at naked women in the hoochie koochie tent. Undoubtedly, liberals were involved in Newt’s discomfiture.

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So remember, turn off those sites and spend some healthy time watching porn. It may be your own life you’re saving.

Now it seems some anal retentive idiots are starting to find the term offensive and forums are bowing to the noisy pinheads and actually penalizing users for the term.

Well, we here at Ipinkvisual invite all our users to fap, to say fap, to type fap, to think fap and to fap themselves sore.

Ipinkvisual… your mobile porn fap spot.

According to the Times, the research shows that “motorists talking on a phone are four times as likely to crash as other drivers, and are as likely to cause an accident as someone with a .08 blood alcohol content.”

Heh… I suppose that watching iPhone porn would be even more dangerous?

In all seriousness, the publication of this research could very well lead to a renewed push for laws aimed at curbing the practice of talking, texting, sexting, and otherwise using mobile devices while driving, especially since former NHTSA officials say that the primary reason the research was withheld was a political consideration; according to the Times, “Congress had warned the agency not to use its research to lobby states. Dr. {Jeffrey} Runge {former head of NHTSA} said transit officials told him he could jeopardize billions of dollars of its financing if Congress perceived the agency had crossed the line into lobbying.”

Nothing like the threat of losing funding to make a federal agency turn its back on the data, eh?

Today the WOTW organization posted a new informational video for wrists the world over to gain a better understanding on how to masturbate correctly.
As my grandfather always said, “If you’re going to do something, do it once and do it right.” Well Grandpa was wrong about the once portion but you get where i’m going.

He says, “I don’t know.”

She holds up a finger and says, “That big?”

He says, “Bigger.”

She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?”

He says, “Smaller?”

She holds up two fingers and he says, “That’s it.”

She puts the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”