This video shows an Australian bank official discussing interest rates. Yeah, painfully boring. We know.

But look over Captain Industry’s shoulder and you’ll see one of his diligent employees diligently looking at smut.

The best part is when the guy figures it out and looks at the camera. Busted. Fail.

Now, if he’d had an iPinkVisualPass.com account and an Iphone, blackberry or android this all could have been avoided. We’re hoping to identify him and send our indiscreet pal down under a free membership.

BY Kit EatonMon Feb 22, 2010

iPad Porn

Apple can posture and ban sexy iPhone apps and Suicide Girls all it wants. Come March, porn will help the iPad rock. Here’s why.

Like it or love it, there’s no denying the power of Internet porn. If you’re a worker in the TV, video, or computer industry, it’s one of the key drivers behind some of the tech you use on a daily basis. Remember the famous tape format battle between VHS and Betamax (the technically superior system)? VHS’s convenience for porn producers’ partly resulted in it becoming the dominant video system. Widespread adoption by the porn industry also helped Blu-ray’s success over HD-DVD.

Its laser-like focus on cash has given porn an edge in technology development history. And it’s a business that’s always looking for new and novel ways to deliver its product through systems that appeal to its consumers–the one who gets there quickest gets the biggest share of the booty. Pornographic Web sites test drove online payment systems as ways to make quick bucks while everyone else bit their nails and waited years for PayPal. Broadband crushed slow dial-up in part due to users’ hunger for speedy, sexy data…porn. Going back further, porn was thriving at the dawn of cable TV and photography itself. One of the first popular uses of the printing press was to publish pornographic writing and imagery.

Today it’s a multi-billion dollar industry powered by the human psyche and high technology. It’s hard to put a finger on it precisely, but the U.S. porn industry alone is probably worth a long way north of $10 billion per year. Remember the famous adage: “If all the porn was clensed from the Internet, then there’s just be a single Web site in the world. It would say–’bring back all the porn!’” Porn has always been with us, and probably always will in one form or another.

Even on Apple’s iPad.

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To much skin for Cupertino

The brief and to the point form email went out the evening of the 18th, after most US businesses had closed, and stated simply that:

The App Store continues to evolve, and as such, we are constantly refining
our guidelines. Your application, INSERT NAME HERE, contains content that we had
originally believed to be suitable for distribution. However, we have recently received
numerous complaints from our customers about this type of content, and have changed
our guidelines appropriately.

We have decided to remove any overtly sexual content from the App Store, which
includes your application.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter. If you believe you can make the
necessary changes so that INSERT NAME HERE complies with our recent changes, we
encourage you to do so and resubmit for review.

Sincerely,
iPhone App Review

Most of the victims will remain silent. SuicideGirls.com, Sunny Leone, Aria Giovanni, Cutest Girls, Cyberage.com… all successful apps that survived the approval process only to be removed arbitrarily. These are small brands, unimportant in the grand scheme of things. There are no strategic partnerships to be had, no branding opportunities, no software, movie or music rights for Apple to use at a later point.

Not everyone is upset though, Playboy still has their application in the store, as does Sports Illustrated. Big names, big brands and suddenly Apple’s scruples don’t seem to get in the way. Scruples, that are noticeably out of place from a company that sells R rated movies, songs with explicit lyrics and violent and sexual video games.

This is OK, because its got bunny ears

Apple has always been outstanding at brand control. Their products are uniform, their name pristine and clear in the consumers mind. This has been accomplished by strict quality control, consistent messages and careful marketing, but it is our belief that what was good business practice has become a Religion. Don’t get us wrong, we love our iphones and ipods, but not so much that we willing to let Steve Jobs and the turtlenecked clones at Cupertino tell us what we can and can’t do with our own mobiles. Mobile porn not only exists, its prolific and desired and there is nothing Apple can do to stop people from watching on their precious devices.

So what happens now? Android is looking pretty good, as is blackberry, palm pre and any other mobile platform not protected by zealots and hypocrites.

We here at Pink Visual would like to salute Tiger for finally including a brunette in his bevy of blondes, but we wonder how many other industry starlets are cluttering his blackberry.  Surely some of the PV lovelies have done the down and dirty with golf’s greatest…

Honestly, we don’t know whether to high five Tiger or ask him to please leave the porn stars alone.

Lesbian, Natural boobs, Toys, First time, Piercing, Blonde, Spanking, Big clit

Conan Considering Porn – Courtesy of the Tonight Show

Here is the text of the letter:

Conan O’Brien
The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien
100 Universal City Plaza, Building 2220
Universal City, CA 91608

Kim Kysar
Brand and Product Manager, Pink Visual
www.PinkVisual.com

Will keep you posted with his response.

Three billion apps, ranging from fart noises to GPS-based routing applications and all points in between — all except the sexually explicit points, that is.

Apple has stuck to its “no porn” guns throughout, and it remains to be seen whether the more open approach being taken by Google and its Android OS (which has already seen the launch of a porn-specific Android app store) will enable them to horn in on the iPhone’s app market share.

What we here at Pink Visual still don’t quite understand about Apple’s policy is this: iPhone users by the bushel are utilizing the device to access mobile porn sites via the iPhone’s web browser (just ask our server logs!), so there’s clearly a high demand for mobile porn among Apple’s customers. Why not meet that demand via the app store, and make some money in the process?

Either way, we’ll continue to make great mobile porn for smart phone owners regardless of their brand of choice, and simply wait in quiet anticipation for a day when Apple sheds its inhibitions and gives its customers what they want: true, official iPhone apps loaded to the gills with hardcore porn.

The result has been overwhelmingly popular. Pink Visual Director Matt Morningwood said “A lot of models also tour as feature dancers, but many of our girls have never done any stripping before, or haven’t danced with a camera serving as the ‘customer,’ so this was a new experience for them.”

While there’s clearly no substitute for being lied to in person by a young woman who swears she’s only stripping as a means to pay tuition along her way to becoming a doctor or world-renowned physicist, Pink Visual thinks it is otherwise well on the way to capturing the topless club vibe. We are currently working on even more ideas that will make the experience feel more lifelike, including an option to ‘tip’ girls that feeds into their rating on the site.

In short, PVStrips is the perfect strip club…get your stripper fix without dealing with all of the “in-person” hassles!

For those who like ‘em youthful, we’ve added new scenes featuring gorgeous young starlets Cali Winters, Roxie West, and naturally busty sensation Whitney Stevens to iPinkVisualPass.com. If you haven’t seen these girls in action, you owe it to your mobile porn-loving self to check them out.

For harder-edged action, steer yourself to Vixen Vogel’s performance in the latest clip from our Her First DP series. This 5-way scene (that’s right; Vixen and four dudes) is sure to be the hottest thing to hit your iPhone since the last time your battery overheated…

Enjoy!

Enjoy these extras!

First, there’s ExtremeBabes.com, a site that (as the name suggests) features videos of girls who will do just about anything on film when it comes to sex acts. Intense anal sex, insertion of enormous objects (a baseball bat up the ass, for example…), spit swapping, cum baths… you name it; if it is kinky and fun, these wild women love it, and love doing it for the camera.

On the other end of the porn spectrum, we’ve also launched PVStrips.com, a softcore site built on never-before-seen stripteases by popular Pink Visual stars like Alexis Texas, Lexi Belle, Kylie Reese and Dani Jensen.

Happy surfing!

Another site from the minds at IPornoPass.com, MobileTGirls.com is tapping into the purely shemale / tranny part of their library to titillate us with tits and dicks. The site is set up great for a variety of mobile devices. We tried it on both the ipod and iphone and even gave the tour a run through on the Android. It looked great on all three. The content runs the gauntlet from great to not so great, which is common for mega video sites, but it still will get the job done for you. The site is priced at less then $20 which is fair because the videos are very well presented and I don’t think you will find a tranny site for mobile with this kind of selection anywhere else.

The Rev. Says: You’ve GOT SHEMALE!

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While the government program focused its attention on creating a rebound for the slowing tide of auto sales, our promotion is focused on a far more important issue: porn burnout.

“Because it does not receive the amount of media attention that the struggling auto industry has received, many people are unaware of this growing pandemic” stated Kim Kysar, brand manager for both studios. “Many Americans, and other porn consumers around the world, are suffering from having to watch the same old porn they already own, over and over again. With the economy still in a slump, many consumers are unable to finance new porn, and they are despondent over the prospects for an erotic recovery.”

This is where Pink Visual and Male Spectrum are stepping in.

For the entire month of September, we’re offering porn consumers a chance to receive a special discounted membership rate in order to obtain some much needed fresh porn. Porn consumers who give up their old site memberships and sign up to one of four Pink Visual / Male Spectrum sites will receive a special monthly rate of $9.95 for full access. In addition to discounted website memberships, we’re also offering up a 50% discount on their DVDs. All you need to do in order to receive this aid is to enter the promotional code “clunker” when you signup or checkout at one of the following: www.pinkvisual.com, www.malespectrum.com, www.pinkvisualpass.com, www.malespectrumpass.com, or on their mobile phones at the premium sections of www.ipinkvisual.com and www.imalespectrum.com.

“We are going the extra mile to bring the porn to the consumers in multiple methods, including via their mobile phones, so that no consumer will be left behind.” added Kysar. “As a company, we pride ourselves on our innovative nature and offer consumers multiple avenues to experience our porn. Consumers can visit us online at pinkvisual.com or malespectrum.com to subscribe or purchase DVDs, or visit us on the privacy of their internet capable mobile phones at ipinkvisual.com or imalespectrum.com.”

Customers on the U.S. East Coast and internationally will see the biggest differences in load time.

Enjoy iPinkvisual’s mobile porn and we’ll stay hard at work optimizing our sites!

Check out this quote from the Tampa Examiner:

You put up the latest advances in firewall protection and keystroke monitoring technology. You block MySpace, Facebook, and numerous other sites with “dubious/unsavory” ratings. You broadcast well drafted policies on the use of social media, the use of company computers for unauthorized or illegal purposes. You are feeling pretty good about your situation.
And then your cell phone rings.
“Someone just filed a complaint that they saw Bob from IT watching an adult film in his cubicle….on his iPhone”
What are you going to do now?
How likely is it that this will happen soon?
You are going to have to come up with plans to deal with it. Chances are high it is already taking place in some organizations. And it will only increase. HR professionals should start thinking about how to deal with the latest technological advances in workplace impropriety now.

Clearly, adults will do what they want, where they want. We should probably get over it.

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As such, we’ve partnered with our new friends at www.mobilepornreport.com to feature their reviews here on the Pink Visual Mobile Porn Blog.

Please check in from time to time to see what our buddies have to say about whats available, porn wise, for your iphone, blackberry, itouch, android, or palm pre.

VAN NUYS, Calif. – The ongoing bout between Apple Inc. and the adult industry continued to heat up today as Pink Visual (www.PinkVisual.com) announced the launch of iTouchHer (www.itouchher.com), a new adult web-app for the iPhone that offers a series of humorous, porn-related games.

“We wanted to create a web-app that would not only appeal to the typical adult consumer, but also to the gadget-hungry Gizmodo and Engadget crowd,” said Lea Busick, subscription site and affiliate program director for Pink Visual. “With that in mind, it didn’t take us long to decide to create a game application with a variety of sexy and funny games that iPhone users can get a kick out of playing and then share and compare their scores with others by posting the results to social networking sites like Facebook, Twitter and MySpace.”

The launch line-up of games includes dubiously titled tongue-in-cheek entries such as “Roast Beef or Twat?” and “Tranny Hunter”, along with more traditional progressive photo set viewing, like “Lesbian Seduction” and “3 Way Touch.” Pink Visual said there will are many more games to come, as well.

“Not only will we add more games of our own devising, but we’re also going to be asking users to submit ideas for new games,” stated Q Boyer, marketing coordinator for Pink Visual. “We not only want consumers to enjoy our products, we want them to become part of the creative process, and that philosophy has contributed to the success of our other mobile sites, like iPinkVisual.com (www.ipinkvisual.com).”
Busick said that while the company “doesn’t want to create an antagonistic relationship with Apple” and understands that Apple wants to keep the App Store “family-friendly,” Pink Visual felt a need to find some way around the App Store rules to deliver its iPhone-using customers a compelling porn-related product.

“Even though we think their guidelines are a bit ill-conceived, web-apps are currently the only legitimate way to get around those guidelines,” Busick said. “I suppose we could have resorted to playing a ‘bait and switch’ game with Apple, which some other companies have done, but we feel that is a suspect business practice, and something we have no interest in doing. In the ongoing battle between Apple and porn, we at Pink Visual just want the consumer to be the winner.”

For more information visit www.iTouchHer.com, or www.iPinkVisualPass.com
About Pink Visual Mobile: Pink Visual is among the leaders in the mobile adult entertainment space, through its flagship mobile sites iPinkVisualPass.com, iMaleSpectrumPass.com and iPornoPass.com, which offer access to thousands of full-length sex scenes for a low monthly price. Pink Visual’s mobile products are available for promotion by webmasters through the TopBucks.com advertising program. For more information, call: 1.866.360.PINK or email: Kim@PinkVisual.com

According to the Times, the research shows that “motorists talking on a phone are four times as likely to crash as other drivers, and are as likely to cause an accident as someone with a .08 blood alcohol content.”

Heh… I suppose that watching iPhone porn would be even more dangerous?

In all seriousness, the publication of this research could very well lead to a renewed push for laws aimed at curbing the practice of talking, texting, sexting, and otherwise using mobile devices while driving, especially since former NHTSA officials say that the primary reason the research was withheld was a political consideration; according to the Times, “Congress had warned the agency not to use its research to lobby states. Dr. {Jeffrey} Runge {former head of NHTSA} said transit officials told him he could jeopardize billions of dollars of its financing if Congress perceived the agency had crossed the line into lobbying.”

Nothing like the threat of losing funding to make a federal agency turn its back on the data, eh?