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Porn At Work FAIL: One More Reason to Watch Porn on Your Mobile

admin — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:41:30 +0000

If you’re going to be sneaky it helps to be smart…

This video shows an Australian bank official discussing interest rates. Yeah, painfully boring. We know.

But look over Captain Industry’s shoulder and you’ll see one of his diligent employees diligently looking at smut.

The best part is when the guy figures it out and looks at the camera. Busted. Fail.

Now, if he’d had an iPinkVisualPass.com account and an Iphone, blackberry or android this all could have been avoided. We’re hoping to identify him and send our indiscreet pal down under a free membership.

Apple Removes All Sexy Porn Apps From the App Store: Porn Flocks to Blackberry and Android

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:46:20 +0000

In a dramatic move, that may be remembered as one of the great acts of censorship, Apple Inc. pulled all “Sexy or Porn Related Applications” from the Itunes App Store effectually removing anything that could be perceived as sexually provocative.

To much skin for Cupertino

The brief and to the point form email went out the evening of the 18th, after most US businesses had closed, and stated simply that:

The App Store continues to evolve, and as such, we are constantly refining
our guidelines. Your application, INSERT NAME HERE, contains content that we had
originally believed to be suitable for distribution. However, we have recently received
numerous complaints from our customers about this type of content, and have changed
our guidelines appropriately.

We have decided to remove any overtly sexual content from the App Store, which
includes your application.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter. If you believe you can make the
necessary changes so that INSERT NAME HERE complies with our recent changes, we
encourage you to do so and resubmit for review.

Sincerely,
iPhone App Review

Most of the victims will remain silent. SuicideGirls.com, Sunny Leone, Aria Giovanni, Cutest Girls, Cyberage.com… all successful apps that survived the approval process only to be removed arbitrarily. These are small brands, unimportant in the grand scheme of things. There are no strategic partnerships to be had, no branding opportunities, no software, movie or music rights for Apple to use at a later point.

Not everyone is upset though, Playboy still has their application in the store, as does Sports Illustrated. Big names, big brands and suddenly Apple’s scruples don’t seem to get in the way. Scruples, that are noticeably out of place from a company that sells R rated movies, songs with explicit lyrics and violent and sexual video games.

This is OK, because its got bunny ears

Apple has always been outstanding at brand control. Their products are uniform, their name pristine and clear in the consumers mind. This has been accomplished by strict quality control, consistent messages and careful marketing, but it is our belief that what was good business practice has become a Religion. Don’t get us wrong, we love our iphones and ipods, but not so much that we willing to let Steve Jobs and the turtlenecked clones at Cupertino tell us what we can and can’t do with our own mobiles. Mobile porn not only exists, its prolific and desired and there is nothing Apple can do to stop people from watching on their precious devices.

So what happens now? Android is looking pretty good, as is blackberry, palm pre and any other mobile platform not protected by zealots and hypocrites.

Pink Visual Offer’s Conan Employment

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:53:46 +0000

Hot off the presses here at PV HQ our letter to Conan O’Brien offering him a leading role in our films.

Here is the text of the letter:

Conan O’Brien
The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien
100 Universal City Plaza, Building 2220
Universal City, CA 91608

Dear Conan,
I caught your monologue the other about your dilemma concerning the pending shake-up of NBC’s late night programming, and the suggestion that you might “leave television altogether, and work in a classier business with better people, like hard core porn.” I just wanted to let you know that Pink Visual would be elated to have a personable, motivated self-starter such as yourself join our team of merry pornsters.

As our first male “contract star,” you could help us to finally satisfy the as yet unrequited demand for tall, lean, pale, male ‘gingers’ on the part of our fans. I can’t tell you how many emails we receive asking us things like “do you have any videos featuring guys that have a David Caruso kind of thing going on? That would be HOT!”

We couldn’t agree more with our fans, and we think you’re just the man for the job. Just think of the titles we could create together, like “Conan the Boobarian,” “Loco for Coco,” or (if you swing that way, or are open to being “gay for pay”) a gay line entitled “Pound Me, I’m Irish.”

If serving as male “talent” is not what you had in mind, don’t let that stop you from pursuing a career in the lucrative (and lubricated) world of hard core porn. There are plenty of off-screen opportunities for a talented fellow like you. You could return to your roots as a behind the scenes writer and bring some much needed wit to the world of porn dialogue, or simply add to the list of products you endorse by becoming the “celebrity pitch man” for our hit series MILF Seeker. The possibilities are endless!

I’m sorry that your current employer doesn’t appreciate the value you add to their company, or the years of loyal service you have provided since joining NBC’s late night lineup. I can assure you that if you accept our offer to join the proud, porno-loving team here at Pink Visual, we will never abuse you – unless you are in to that sort of thing, in which case I have some much more interesting ideas for that first porn title you star in….

Yours truly,

Kim Kysar
Brand and Product Manager, Pink Visual
www.PinkVisual.com

Will keep you posted with his response.

Favorites Feature!

admin — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:53:42 +0000

We’ve made it easy to add and locate your favorite ipvp episodes! Simply select an episode , click on view episode, then full episode, then click on Fav+ to add to your favorites. Once your favorites are added, simply click on the main menu and select my favorites.

The Mobile Porn Report: MobileTGirls.com

admin — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:51:53 +0000

by The Rev. Jim Fappin courtesy of www.mobilepornreport.com

Another site from the minds at IPornoPass.com, MobileTGirls.com is tapping into the purely shemale / tranny part of their library to titillate us with tits and dicks. The site is set up great for a variety of mobile devices. We tried it on both the ipod and iphone and even gave the tour a run through on the Android. It looked great on all three. The content runs the gauntlet from great to not so great, which is common for mega video sites, but it still will get the job done for you. The site is priced at less then $20 which is fair because the videos are very well presented and I don’t think you will find a tranny site for mobile with this kind of selection anywhere else.

The Rev. Says: You’ve GOT SHEMALE!

See the Review

iPV Updates

admin — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:13:09 +0000

Check out our newly added bonus feeds available in HD; these high quality feeds are available in several hot niches such as ; MILF, Teen, Nurses, Oral, Bigboobs, Group, and Reality.

More porn for iphone added to iPinkVisualPass

admin — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:11:22 +0000

In our continued efforts to keep our mobile porn customers very, very, very satisfied, we have added 100 more full length episodes to iPinkvisualPass! This porn content is optimized for iphone, g1, palm pre, blackberry and several other smart video phones.

Along with this update, comes some fresh new content including mobile porn episodes for Spring Break Sex Hookups, Ass Gonzo, and Teen Anal Pounding. The spring break mobile content features REAL spring break action with uncensored XXX content formatted for mobile devices. Ass gonzo and Teen Anal pounding both hit the anal niche with one featuring high quality glamour type girls and the other featuring more amateir girls.

Happy watching!