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Conan & The Tonight Show Respond

admin — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:16:59 +0000

Pink Visual made the Tonight Show last night and we are thrilled to hear that Conan is not only considering our offer, but that he is bringing his own titles:

Conan Considering Porn – Courtesy of the Tonight Show

Pink Visual Offer’s Conan Employment

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:53:46 +0000

Hot off the presses here at PV HQ our letter to Conan O’Brien offering him a leading role in our films.

Here is the text of the letter:

Conan O’Brien
The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien
100 Universal City Plaza, Building 2220
Universal City, CA 91608

Dear Conan,
I caught your monologue the other about your dilemma concerning the pending shake-up of NBC’s late night programming, and the suggestion that you might “leave television altogether, and work in a classier business with better people, like hard core porn.” I just wanted to let you know that Pink Visual would be elated to have a personable, motivated self-starter such as yourself join our team of merry pornsters.

As our first male “contract star,” you could help us to finally satisfy the as yet unrequited demand for tall, lean, pale, male ‘gingers’ on the part of our fans. I can’t tell you how many emails we receive asking us things like “do you have any videos featuring guys that have a David Caruso kind of thing going on? That would be HOT!”

We couldn’t agree more with our fans, and we think you’re just the man for the job. Just think of the titles we could create together, like “Conan the Boobarian,” “Loco for Coco,” or (if you swing that way, or are open to being “gay for pay”) a gay line entitled “Pound Me, I’m Irish.”

If serving as male “talent” is not what you had in mind, don’t let that stop you from pursuing a career in the lucrative (and lubricated) world of hard core porn. There are plenty of off-screen opportunities for a talented fellow like you. You could return to your roots as a behind the scenes writer and bring some much needed wit to the world of porn dialogue, or simply add to the list of products you endorse by becoming the “celebrity pitch man” for our hit series MILF Seeker. The possibilities are endless!

I’m sorry that your current employer doesn’t appreciate the value you add to their company, or the years of loyal service you have provided since joining NBC’s late night lineup. I can assure you that if you accept our offer to join the proud, porno-loving team here at Pink Visual, we will never abuse you – unless you are in to that sort of thing, in which case I have some much more interesting ideas for that first porn title you star in….

Yours truly,

Kim Kysar
Brand and Product Manager, Pink Visual
www.PinkVisual.com

Will keep you posted with his response.

Apple Lets Porn Stars into App Store

admin — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:45:21 +0000

Sunny Leone and Aria Giovanni have another accolade to wear over their stunning bodies: First Adult Stars to Make it with Steve Jobs.

We are speaking, sarcastically of course, about their new Apple approved Applications for Iphone and Ipod Touch. Brace yourselves, because I’m sure these are the first of many popular pornstars to make their appearance as real applications in Apple’s sacred shopping center. I’m sure a Jenna, Sasha, and Jesse app are not too far behind.

The problem of course is that the apps feature PG rated content of the stars mostly clothed. Wow, that’s fun… if you’re 12 and this month’s Victoria’s Secret got swiped by the mailman.

Take our advice and keep your mobile phone tuned in right here to enjoy some actual real naked women in real hardcore mobile porn.

Mobile Porn Report: ipornopass.com

admin — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:38:57 +0000

Pick a niche any niche and take it on the go with you, as you travel so will the temptation offered by this site, one very hard to refuse.

There’s a drop down list on the tour area of IPorno Pass that will show you one after another in the field of what sort of fornication they’re holding behind their membership doors. You won’t lack for the lust, there’s going to be plenty coming at you and from the look of things, your mobile phone will reap the rewards of the hardcore delight. They pledge dial-up, DSL, and broadband.

check out the full review at : http://www.porninspector.com/reviews/review/iporno-pass/

The Mobile Porn Report: MobileTGirls.com

admin — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:51:53 +0000

by The Rev. Jim Fappin courtesy of www.mobilepornreport.com

Another site from the minds at IPornoPass.com, MobileTGirls.com is tapping into the purely shemale / tranny part of their library to titillate us with tits and dicks. The site is set up great for a variety of mobile devices. We tried it on both the ipod and iphone and even gave the tour a run through on the Android. It looked great on all three. The content runs the gauntlet from great to not so great, which is common for mega video sites, but it still will get the job done for you. The site is priced at less then $20 which is fair because the videos are very well presented and I don’t think you will find a tranny site for mobile with this kind of selection anywhere else.

The Rev. Says: You’ve GOT SHEMALE!

See the Review

Mobile Porn Report: www.ipornopass.com

admin — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:30:13 +0000

iPornopass.com works exactly as advertised, get an account and you’re free to access all of their 5,000+ hardcore DVD’s from your mobile device or browser at any time. That number can be a bit daunting at first but iPornopass is easily navigated through… read more.

I guess this means I shouldn’t watch mobile porn while I drive?

admin — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:21:10 +0000

The New York Times published an article this week revealing that the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration withheld data collected in 2003 concerning the safety risks presented by cell phone-using drivers, data that apparently suggests that mobile phone use behind the wheel is as dangerous as driving under the influence of alcohol.

According to the Times, the research shows that “motorists talking on a phone are four times as likely to crash as other drivers, and are as likely to cause an accident as someone with a .08 blood alcohol content.”

Heh… I suppose that watching iPhone porn would be even more dangerous?

In all seriousness, the publication of this research could very well lead to a renewed push for laws aimed at curbing the practice of talking, texting, sexting, and otherwise using mobile devices while driving, especially since former NHTSA officials say that the primary reason the research was withheld was a political consideration; according to the Times, “Congress had warned the agency not to use its research to lobby states. Dr. {Jeffrey} Runge {former head of NHTSA} said transit officials told him he could jeopardize billions of dollars of its financing if Congress perceived the agency had crossed the line into lobbying.”

Nothing like the threat of losing funding to make a federal agency turn its back on the data, eh?

Back log of Mobile porn content

admin — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:51:19 +0000

For all our great members we wanted to let you know that we are currently working to get our entire backlog of HD episodes live on our mobile porn sites. We anticipate that by the end of June we’ll be able to update the site with over 500 more episodes to keep you happy and satisifed with the #1 iphone porn site on the web!