Having said that, there are things that ought to be “common sense” appear to elude some of my fellow citizens, and an as such, occasionally a new law aimed at porn will be something I support, or even call for.

I never thought I’d feel the need to write this, but a law similar to the one recently proposed in Massachusetts that would forbid texting while behind the wheel needs to be passed to make it clear, once and for all, that you cannot watch porn while driving… particularly while driving a massive tractor-trailer.

OK, so the trucker at question was using allegedly a laptop to view porn, and not a Palm Pre, but you get my point: driving is serious business, and it demands your complete and undivided attention. And no, glancing up from your Blackberry’s screen occasionally while watching Bree Olsen suck cock as you hurtle down the interstate does NOT make the grade.

The next time you are tempted to watch porn while driving, please find that reserve of patience and prudence that exists deep inside you…. and figure out a way to wait until you are stationary before whipping it out of your pants for a tug.

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For harder-edged action, steer yourself to Vixen Vogel’s performance in the latest clip from our Her First DP series. This 5-way scene (that’s right; Vixen and four dudes) is sure to be the hottest thing to hit your iPhone since the last time your battery overheated…

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Having established a somewhat alarmist tone in its headline, the article itself proceeds to offer a few anecdotes about people using their iPhone or Palm Pre to watch mobile porn in planes, trains and automobiles, while conceding the fact that such exposure is actually still fairly rare.

“Naturally, flight attendants, the front line of defense for any in-flight high jinks, have experience with this issue,” the article states before quoting two flight attendants about the issue. Among their observations? Both said that “instances of public porn are rare.”

OK — so are instances of public mobile porn “unavoidable” or are they “rare?” My suspicion is that the latter is true… but the former sure does make for a far more salacious headline!

This article and its headline, sadly, represent modern American journalism in microcosm: first, you figure out how to sell your story to the readers, then you worry about reporting anything vaguely resembling a fact. (In televised journalism, other requirements include an eye-catching graphic and ominous music to accompany the sensationalist headline).

The problem with fluff pieces like this laugher from the Washington Post is that the headline and its breathless claim of porn’s sudden public ubiquity are what people will remember. If repeated frequently enough, assertions that mobile porn is everywhere, however flawed, will take on the appearance of fact in the minds of many news consumers — and from there you can count on some mentally challenged ninny in Congress deciding that “something must be done!” And since Congressional ninnies have nothing else to reach for, the lamebrain legislator in question will end up proposing some entirely unnecessary new law regulating mobile viewing habits.

Never you mind that we already have laws against the public display of “indecent” or “obscene” images, the Congressional Crusader who proposes it will energetically argue that without their new bill — which will, naturally, come in the form of some painfully stupid acronym (like the Securing Americans from Forced Eroticism or “SAFE” Act) — America will be DOOMED.

You laugh now, but mark my words, this superfluous proposal for proscribed propriety will come. When it does, remember… you heard it here first.

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Check out the site as it has a pretty accurate breakdown of whats available to iphone, android, ipod, blackberry and palm users.

Urban Dictionary defines Fap as “The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.”

used in a sentence:
Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*

Now that iPinkvisualpass is taking over the mobile porn landscape, I would like to pose to you this question, where do you Fap now that porn has gone ultra mobile? I’m not going to pretend that anybody is going to answer this question so I figure i’ll just answer my question with some hilarious bulleted responses below.
(arranged by most obvious location.)

The Bathroom: You have a varying degree of your genitals out of your pants when you’re in this room already so the bathroom takes the top spot.

Parents Room: Sure they raised you but don’t forget about that time they caught you fap’n it in your room to that post card of your hot 19 year old cousin. Remember? she was studying abroad in Chile for the summer and as your parents came into your room they screamed and pointed at your sad dick…making you feel like a pervert. Now it’s time for payback.

Public Transportation: Truly the hardest Fap location to pull off but as with anything worth doing, great risk comes with great reward. Once you have your mobile device of choice and you’ve loaded up your favorite site (ipinkvisualpass.com), find the closest poor person and sit in the opposite row from them. Cough loudly (this is very important) and stare at the man/woman across from you intently- if he or she looks at you smile widely and start fap’n. If your mobile device is equipped to do so, play some classical music (preferably something with lots of harp).

http://www.google.com/trends?q=3gs+porn%2C+palm+pre+porn

Specifically, our sites like http://ipinkvisual.com are also seeing similar trends with the 3gs outnumbering the number of people looking for quality mobile porn than palm pre.

It could be the demographics of those phone owners or it could be that the iphone is providing such a smoother ability to surf and watch videos on the web.  More to come…

What does all this mean for distributors of mobile porn like PinkVisual? Well, for us and for our advertisers, the good news is that pretty much no matter who wins the mobile marketshare war, we will come out ahead. The more entrants into the consumer market, the more traffic, more sales, and more revenue.

As for which of the latest smart phones is the best… well, as Fox News might say, ‘you decide.’ For a quick and basic side-by-side comparison of the new iPhone, Palm Pre and Android G1, check out this handy three-way comparison.

We at iPinkVisual.com have put our focus on the major players geared to enter the market:  The Palm Pre, the G1 Android, and we’re sure that blackberry will be coming out with something much more likely to penetrate than the Storm has.  That’s right, actually palm pre porn is already available at IpinkVisual.com, iPinkVisualPass.com, ImaleSpectrumPass.com, and iPornoPass.com.  The screen resolution and video compatibility already work with our sites. 

Now the big question is market penetration.   Will people buy the palm pre, will they browse the internet with the palm pre as much as the iphone users do, will they be looking for palm pre porn?  In any case, ipinkvisual.com is prepared.    And for those of you who didn’t know, all of our ipinkvisual.com network sites are already compatible with the Google Android G1 phone, so yes, g1 porn is out there.

Thanks for listening!