Having said that, there are things that ought to be “common sense” appear to elude some of my fellow citizens, and an as such, occasionally a new law aimed at porn will be something I support, or even call for.

I never thought I’d feel the need to write this, but a law similar to the one recently proposed in Massachusetts that would forbid texting while behind the wheel needs to be passed to make it clear, once and for all, that you cannot watch porn while driving… particularly while driving a massive tractor-trailer.

OK, so the trucker at question was using allegedly a laptop to view porn, and not a Palm Pre, but you get my point: driving is serious business, and it demands your complete and undivided attention. And no, glancing up from your Blackberry’s screen occasionally while watching Bree Olsen suck cock as you hurtle down the interstate does NOT make the grade.

The next time you are tempted to watch porn while driving, please find that reserve of patience and prudence that exists deep inside you…. and figure out a way to wait until you are stationary before whipping it out of your pants for a tug.

Almost as exciting as finally getting the FapMapper working in all its glory is to see how it has been received by the media, who appear to be having nearly as much fun with FapMapper while reviewing it as the developers here at Pink Visual did in making it.

The word about FapMapper is spreading fast, including great coverage on TechCrunch and Huffington Post, just to mention a couple of the notable outlets that have shown our humble new app some love.

FapMapper is free to use, compatible with PCs as well as web-capable mobile devices like the iPhone, Palm Pre and Blackberry Storm, and a hell of a lot of fun to play with. Sign up today and join the FapMapper Nation!

Having established a somewhat alarmist tone in its headline, the article itself proceeds to offer a few anecdotes about people using their iPhone or Palm Pre to watch mobile porn in planes, trains and automobiles, while conceding the fact that such exposure is actually still fairly rare.

“Naturally, flight attendants, the front line of defense for any in-flight high jinks, have experience with this issue,” the article states before quoting two flight attendants about the issue. Among their observations? Both said that “instances of public porn are rare.”

OK — so are instances of public mobile porn “unavoidable” or are they “rare?” My suspicion is that the latter is true… but the former sure does make for a far more salacious headline!

This article and its headline, sadly, represent modern American journalism in microcosm: first, you figure out how to sell your story to the readers, then you worry about reporting anything vaguely resembling a fact. (In televised journalism, other requirements include an eye-catching graphic and ominous music to accompany the sensationalist headline).

The problem with fluff pieces like this laugher from the Washington Post is that the headline and its breathless claim of porn’s sudden public ubiquity are what people will remember. If repeated frequently enough, assertions that mobile porn is everywhere, however flawed, will take on the appearance of fact in the minds of many news consumers — and from there you can count on some mentally challenged ninny in Congress deciding that “something must be done!” And since Congressional ninnies have nothing else to reach for, the lamebrain legislator in question will end up proposing some entirely unnecessary new law regulating mobile viewing habits.

Never you mind that we already have laws against the public display of “indecent” or “obscene” images, the Congressional Crusader who proposes it will energetically argue that without their new bill — which will, naturally, come in the form of some painfully stupid acronym (like the Securing Americans from Forced Eroticism or “SAFE” Act) — America will be DOOMED.

You laugh now, but mark my words, this superfluous proposal for proscribed propriety will come. When it does, remember… you heard it here first.

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As such, we’ve partnered with our new friends at www.mobilepornreport.com to feature their reviews here on the Pink Visual Mobile Porn Blog.

Please check in from time to time to see what our buddies have to say about whats available, porn wise, for your iphone, blackberry, itouch, android, or palm pre.

So for softcore model images I’d recommend http://www.iphonebabes.eu/

The site is free and has images from the likes of Vida Guerra, Sienna and even Jessica Alba. Check it out and make the background of your iphone, itouch, blackberry, pre or android sexy and fap friendly.

Check out the site as it has a pretty accurate breakdown of whats available to iphone, android, ipod, blackberry and palm users.

What does all this mean for distributors of mobile porn like PinkVisual? Well, for us and for our advertisers, the good news is that pretty much no matter who wins the mobile marketshare war, we will come out ahead. The more entrants into the consumer market, the more traffic, more sales, and more revenue.

As for which of the latest smart phones is the best… well, as Fox News might say, ‘you decide.’ For a quick and basic side-by-side comparison of the new iPhone, Palm Pre and Android G1, check out this handy three-way comparison.

We at iPinkVisual.com have put our focus on the major players geared to enter the market:  The Palm Pre, the G1 Android, and we’re sure that blackberry will be coming out with something much more likely to penetrate than the Storm has.  That’s right, actually palm pre porn is already available at IpinkVisual.com, iPinkVisualPass.com, ImaleSpectrumPass.com, and iPornoPass.com.  The screen resolution and video compatibility already work with our sites. 

Now the big question is market penetration.   Will people buy the palm pre, will they browse the internet with the palm pre as much as the iphone users do, will they be looking for palm pre porn?  In any case, ipinkvisual.com is prepared.    And for those of you who didn’t know, all of our ipinkvisual.com network sites are already compatible with the Google Android G1 phone, so yes, g1 porn is out there.

Thanks for listening!